We’re a specialist retailer focused on anal toys, partnering only with trusted brands (listed below) so you get products that are safe, reliable, and feel good to use.
If we recommend a product and it doesn’t feel right for you, you can return it to us under our trial policy (full details below).
1. Tell us what you want (in the chat).
Look for the Caption Mars chat bubble in the bottom-right corner of your screen.
Type things like:
“I’m a beginner and nervous.”
“We’re a couple, want something not too intense.”
“I saw this toy on another site – can you get it for me?”
2. Captain Mars Guide recommends the right product.
Our AI listens to what you need (experience level, comfort, budget) and suggests specific toys that fit you – no judgment, no pressure, just clear options.
3. We give you the best deal.
Once you’ve picked your toy, we apply our offers automatically:
Recommendation Trial
Try your recommended toy at home for 7 days. If it doesn’t feel right, you can return it for a refund—no awkward questions.
Price Match
We price match. If you find the same product for less, tell us and we’ll match that price.
Education
Every purchase comes with a simple, judgment-free PDF guide to help you understand how to use, clean, and care for your toy safely.
Next Day Shipping
Price Match
Discreet & Respectful Service
Yes. Most of our customers are either first-timers or starting again after a not-so-great experience. You’re not alone, and we’re here to make it safer, easier, and more comfortable.